Shovel Club Tees
Faces – “We All Rot The Same”
Encore – “When it’s your turn, it’s your turn”
Smile – “The Mask Fits Better Every Day”
Faith – “Even faith looks good covered in dirt”
Made Peace – “The Dirt Doesnt Judge It Remembers”
Eternity – “The Pain Was The Paycheck”
Broken – “Glue Couldnt Even Fix This”
Primal – “Every scream has direction”
The True Meaning of Shovel Club
Shovel Club isn’t about dirt — it’s about what we bury to keep surviving. Every grin that hides a breakdown, every joke that masks exhaustion — that’s the dig. We wear our numbness like armor and laugh through the ache, pretending it’s all fine.
The shovel is a symbol of silence, defiance, and survival. Some people talk it out — we dig it deep, cover it up, and keep moving. Each shirt is a badge from the trenches of your own mind. Welcome to Shovel Club — where healing isn’t pretty, but it’s honest.
Dark Humor Dispatch
“Therapy’s Too Expensive, So I Bought a Shovel”
Some people light candles and journal — I dig holes and think about my choices. Dirt doesn’t judge, and silence doesn’t send invoices. The ground listens better than most people, anyway.
“The Hole Isn’t Getting Deeper, I’m Just Getting Comfortable”
Sometimes you stop climbing out — not because you’ve given up, but because the view down here is peaceful. You decorate it, hang a few regrets like pictures, and call it home. That’s growth, right?
“Laughter: The Cheapest Coping Mechanism on Earth”
Every joke is a scream with good timing. We joke not to forget, but to survive remembering. Around here, we don’t sugarcoat the pain — we marinate it in sarcasm.